Archive for July, 2010

On resumes, or: 5 things you shouldn’t do if you want me to hire you.

Posted on July 25th, 2010 by emdash in Opinion, Work

The other day I found some notes on incoming resumes. In this particular instance, I was sifting resumes to hire a part-time in-house designer and office administrator (yes, it was two jobs in one.)

My notes were personal and determined whether or not the incoming resumes got a checkmark (meaning let’s call them back and set up an interview!) or got filed in the round file cabinet (meaning the bin.)

Here’s some highlights:

“Personal website is pretty awful”

“Leaving for France in April? WTF?”

“1000% OVERQUALIFIED”

“No office experience. Nice typography though.”

“Lists ‘Windows’ twice under ‘Software’, probably not good at computers”

“DOESN’T EVEN LIVE IN VANCOUVER”

“Website portfolio pisses me off” (in this instance I think they had some Flash template site)

 

As you can see, I’m a bit difficult to please.

This hiring process took place about a year ago, at the peak of the recession when unemployment was rampant and people were desperate for jobs. I’d sifted over a hundred resumes before selecting callbacks.

I definitely noticed a lot of repeat offenses; things people did when they applied that immediately annoyed me or put their resume in the round file cabinet. I’m going to share these things.
ATTN: PEOPLE OF CRAIGSLIST: STOP DOING THESE THINGS WHEN JOB HUNTING!:

Don’t bother reading the job description before applying: One of the resumes arrived with a nicely formatted cover letter… stating the applicant is great with accounting/bookkeeping and looks forward to saving our firm money. Did they even READ the job description before they applied?? A cover letter that isn’t relevant is far worse than none at all.

Poor grammar and spelling: I got so many resumes with typos and horrible grammar it made me want to cry. Nearly all the cover letters and emails had at least one glaringly obvious grammatical error or horrible spelling, but when it’s on the actual resume, it’s just inexcusable.

Send a 1 paragraph bulleted resume in 8 pt type. The print designers who applied were by far the worst for this. I got resumes with nothing more than a name, email address, website for portfolio samples, and the work history was nothing more than a bulleted list of company names and dates. How can we hire you if we barely know anything about you?

Apply for stuff there’s no way you’re qualified for. Kudos to you for being confident, but either you didn’t read the job description or you have an inflated sense of self-worth. Sadly, you’re wasting everyone’s time.

Send a presumptuous cover letter. I got a cover letter with salary expectations of $35K. This was for a 2 day a week part time position. Either we got a generic template cover letter (again, worse than none at all, please expend some effort writing about the job you’re applying for!) or you didn’t read the job posting at all!

The overall experience has led me to believe Craigslist is a bad place to look for a new hire. While it does get a lot of eyes, it also produces a lot of junk results, which someone then has to sift through.

At least in this case, the sifting process gave me some insight and fodder for a blog post!



It’s not Time to Redesign my website.

Posted on July 19th, 2010 by emdash in Opinion

You know you have a decent online presence when your inbox fills up with junkmail from SEO and internet marketing companies. (Irony Alert!) I got this the other day to my Chestnut St. Pixel Foundry account, especially notable for the fact they contacted us, a web design studio, pushing their redesign (rather, Redesign) services.

redesignemail
From: John

Subject: Time to Redesign your website….

Message: We are a website redesign company offering website redesign services. We came across your website and feel like we can offer a great offer to you for redesigning your current website. We provide great quality design, with quality standard codes and targeted SEO done for a great price. We are a company responsible behind building more than 400+ brands and helped clients to have new approach towards the online market with quality work. Without wasting any more time we would suggest to visit our website <redacted> to see the quality work we have done for some of our esteemed clients. We welcome you to try out our services and get a free quote for redesigning your website at a very affordable cost.

Visit us at <redacted> or call on <redacted>
Use Promo Code: <redacted>
We are offering FREE Corporate Identity Design Pack with every order
(Logo, Business Card, Letterhead and Envelope Design)

My snarky response:

Hello John (no last name?)

Thank you for sending me a messsage informing me that I need to Redesign my website. While the input of random strangers is always appreciated in my inbox, I feel the need to correct you on your assumption that I’m in need of a new look for my website.

I certainly understand the confusion and why you may have determined that cspixelfoundry.com is outdated looking. You see, Chestnut St. Pixel Foundry is a new design studio designed to look turn of the century. The company’s branding reflects a vintage, Victorian era style. I can see why you may have believed our website to be circa 1890s, but let me assure it is more modern than that!

In the unlikely event that Chestnut St. Pixel Foundry rebrands and needs a trendy web 2.0 generic template site (just like our competitors!) I’ll certainly keep your company in mind for a Redesign.

Thank you,
Megan Seely
partner, Chestnut St. Pixel Foundry
“We write quality standard codes for teh int0rnet”



Workable – not a word, but a web app.

Posted on July 4th, 2010 by emdash in Reviews, Work

Like (I suspect) a lot of freelancers relatively new to the working world, I often struggle with setting and recording tasks for myself. This problem was exacerbated when the Pixel Foundry was formed… suddenly tasks and goals had to be shared between 2(+) people.

Now, I don’t really like using little cutesy apps for my task lists. I find I have an initial liking for the software, then gradually use it less and less until I’m back to writing To Do lists in my ubiquitous sketchbook.  Let me go over some simple things I’ve tried for project/task management:

1. Writing To Do lists in my sketchbook. I keep reverting to this like an old, old friend. Recently, I mistakenly left my sketchbook at a clients’ in North Van, and was unable to pick it up for a week. Obviously this system has flaws.

project management the old fashioned way

2. To Do lists in iCal. This works very very well ‘cos I can set reminders in iCal as well as deadlines, colour code categories, etc. iCal’s printed lists of weekly tasks and events are, easily, the best I’ve seen for free or OS software… they’re formatted, attractive, and readable. However, iCal will sync events to your iPhone, but not the To Do list. This needs to be remedied before the iCal app becomes useful to me.

3. EasyTask. This is an iPhone app I installed once I realized my poor iCal To Dos were AWOL on the iPhone. It gives you a great sense of satisfaction to be able to press a huge red (COMPLETE TASK) button. Like iCal’s To Dos, it lets you set deadlines and categories. This is probably the best of the iPhone (free) apps I tried for tasks. However, it’s on the iPhone only (for free), and my phone likes to run out of batteries. Clearly, I need a solution that works on more than my mobile device.

4. Various trials for paid software. I have a real aversion to paying for things, I have to admit. Hence my love of open-source code, bars without cover charges, and tasting samples at Costco. Of the paid software/systems out there for project management, the Action Method looked the most promising (for those of us who love paper and hate trees, they offer printed notebooks and pads that use the method.) Since my track record for actually using these things is pretty sad, there’s little to no chance I’m actually going to pay for task management software.

5. A whiteboard checklist. This is actually in use at one place I’ve worked at… similarly, this office didn’t accept that emails are better/more efficient than faxes, that computers have to be newer than 5 years old to run new software, and that floppy disks really weren’t the best way to backup data. I think I might’ve convinced them to switch to iCal, however.

Lately, I’ve been trying something that seems to work for me. Most importantly, it also works for Kelly and the Pixel Foundry. It’s Workable. That’s the name of this web-based project management software, currently in beta.

(more…)