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On resumes, or: 5 things you shouldn’t do if you want me to hire you.

Posted on July 25th, 2010 by emdash in Opinion, Work

The other day I found some notes on incoming resumes. In this particular instance, I was sifting resumes to hire a part-time in-house designer and office administrator (yes, it was two jobs in one.)

My notes were personal and determined whether or not the incoming resumes got a checkmark (meaning let’s call them back and set up an interview!) or got filed in the round file cabinet (meaning the bin.)

Here’s some highlights:

“Personal website is pretty awful”

“Leaving for France in April? WTF?”

“1000% OVERQUALIFIED”

“No office experience. Nice typography though.”

“Lists ‘Windows’ twice under ‘Software’, probably not good at computers”

“DOESN’T EVEN LIVE IN VANCOUVER”

“Website portfolio pisses me off” (in this instance I think they had some Flash template site)

 

As you can see, I’m a bit difficult to please.

This hiring process took place about a year ago, at the peak of the recession when unemployment was rampant and people were desperate for jobs. I’d sifted over a hundred resumes before selecting callbacks.

I definitely noticed a lot of repeat offenses; things people did when they applied that immediately annoyed me or put their resume in the round file cabinet. I’m going to share these things.
ATTN: PEOPLE OF CRAIGSLIST: STOP DOING THESE THINGS WHEN JOB HUNTING!:

Don’t bother reading the job description before applying: One of the resumes arrived with a nicely formatted cover letter… stating the applicant is great with accounting/bookkeeping and looks forward to saving our firm money. Did they even READ the job description before they applied?? A cover letter that isn’t relevant is far worse than none at all.

Poor grammar and spelling: I got so many resumes with typos and horrible grammar it made me want to cry. Nearly all the cover letters and emails had at least one glaringly obvious grammatical error or horrible spelling, but when it’s on the actual resume, it’s just inexcusable.

Send a 1 paragraph bulleted resume in 8 pt type. The print designers who applied were by far the worst for this. I got resumes with nothing more than a name, email address, website for portfolio samples, and the work history was nothing more than a bulleted list of company names and dates. How can we hire you if we barely know anything about you?

Apply for stuff there’s no way you’re qualified for. Kudos to you for being confident, but either you didn’t read the job description or you have an inflated sense of self-worth. Sadly, you’re wasting everyone’s time.

Send a presumptuous cover letter. I got a cover letter with salary expectations of $35K. This was for a 2 day a week part time position. Either we got a generic template cover letter (again, worse than none at all, please expend some effort writing about the job you’re applying for!) or you didn’t read the job posting at all!

The overall experience has led me to believe Craigslist is a bad place to look for a new hire. While it does get a lot of eyes, it also produces a lot of junk results, which someone then has to sift through.

At least in this case, the sifting process gave me some insight and fodder for a blog post!



dot tel: organized and up-to-date contact info

Posted on June 9th, 2010 by emdash in Reviews

Participants at the Freelance Camp 2010 received a voucher for a .tel domain through webnames.ca – naturally, I wanted to set it up asap because I apparently don’t have enough websites.

Dot tel is an interesting idea: rather than a domain for any hosted website, it uses DNS records to display the information you input. The concept: you’ll use it to keep up-to-date contact info, rather like a digital business card. Rather than reprint contact information on your stationery or email your entire address book when you change your phone number, you’ll point everyone to your .tel address for the latest methods to reach you.

I chose meganseely.tel for my domain, and treated the account like a directory of what I do and ways you can pester me on the internet. I’m not sure how useful I’ll find this (or annoying,) but at the very least it gives me one place to look to see which social media I haven’t logged into or updated in months.

In a sudden fit of fancy, I added all my Second Life details. (How I’ve managed to run a virtual business in Second Life is probably a useful topic for another blog post, or twenty.) Both of my design companies are listed with all their contact details. My personal link includes my birthday, in case strangers feel compelled to buy me a drink or present on August 25th.

I found the interface for the .tel setup more than a little confusing. For example, there’s a section for keywords. This is for search engines, it claims. But the keywords section includes space to write your address, hobbies, nicknames, etc… and shows up on the page itself. (Note there’s no way to add an address under your general contact info.) I always thought keywords were… well… keywords.

I’d also have liked to see a bit more thought put into the themes for .tel. Now, I realize with an annual price tag of $20 and no hosting fees, it’s not going to be a full-fledged website, nor should I expect it to be. I’d like to have been able to change my font colours as well as my background colours, though, since the text defaults to white on several of the page design options and I use a pale silvery grey for everything Em Dashy.

I was a lot happier once I figured out I could have subdomains on .tel for all my information types. I’ve split it up by company, but you could easily do: Work, Personal, Social Media or Day Job, Freelance Company, Personal, etc. The subdomains worked quite well for me, since I’ve got more than one thing on the go.

Overall, for the price tag, I’d recommend getting a .tel for anyone who uses online networking for their business. More than just an online business card, it can serve as a one-stop spot for potential clients/customers to learn everything about you. Think LinkedIn without the boring resume reading.

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Postscript: The generational gap is showing here: I’m young enough to see the “V-Card” link on the dot tel page, and think that if I click it, it means I’m no longer a virgin.



cspixelfoundry.com launch

Posted on May 18th, 2010 by emdash in Pixel Foundry, Work

Few things are as satisfying – to a small business – as getting your own website launched. Like business cards or a physical office space, it lends credibility and a feeling of being “official.” Chestnut St. Pixel Foundry was looooong overdue for a site that was more than just a mailing address and meta tags… and finally, we’re live!

I’m going to offend a few people I know by informing you all that I, personally, cannot stand the web 2.0 aesthetic in web design. At a certain point it crossed a line from friendly and easy-to-use to simply insulting the intelligence of the user. I mean… 24 point type telling me to login just makes me feel like I’m being unnecessarily babied… and I don’t like it. I also feel the excess gradients, reflections, etc are going to look pretty dated in a few years, forcing another redesign/refresh of the site… I like classic and timeless design that carries a business or organization through any period of time.

So, web 2.0 was out for the Pixel Foundry’s website. Instead, we looked to Victorian inspiration: scrapbooks, photo albums, wallpaper and decor, etc. We came up with the idea of using a page for the background… a literal interpretation of the website as a page of information.

There was a lot of technical stuff here to solve. Earlier versions of Internet Explorer hate transparent .pngs… but there are still people out there unfortunate enough to be using IE6. The paper “page” background takes a while to load, and until it does, the site doesn’t look right (this was resolved with a “loading” script that wouldn’t display the site until the page was finished.) We wanted to feed JUST ONE post at a time from our tumblr but tumblr’s default embedding script is fairly inflexible.

We took a bit of liberty with facebook and LinkedIn‘s logos… which I think is fine since almost everyone else does it too. There’s probably as many graphic variations on the facebook icon as the rss icon.

My favourite though are the vintage-looking pictures of Kelly and I. I was tempted to add more members of the team (eg. Leeloo and Godiva, my two black cats) with similarly-treated photographs, but held off ‘cos that would just be silly. And of course our website is 100% serious.

Next step: iPad version.







The new emdashcreative.com

Posted on June 21st, 2009 by emdash in General News

Few things are as difficult as coming up with your own branding. It’s something that’s a struggle because, as a designer, you want it to be the perfect expression of who you are. However, it’s easy to be “too close” to your own brand. I never used to understand it when a creative firm would outsource their own identity to another firm… but after struggling with version 2.0 of this site (as well as branding for the Pixel Foundry), I’m starting to see the benefit.

In any case, I have a new site for emdashcreative.com. I hope that it expresses at least some of my personality; I have purposely stayed far away from the web 2.0 aesthetic and instead created a site involving handwriting and texture.

The greyscale images used in the layout are macro photographs of my paintings. Originally I had them in colour, but determined it was FAR too distracting from the actual site content. I still like them, so I’ve posted them below.